Thursday 2 January 2014

Myopia - 'The Election'

In a future where revolution is legalised every four years in the hope of getting more people to engage with politics, a young MP Asquith hunkers down to see if he will be voted out during The Election.

The Election
Ted Wilkes 

It was the fourth year in the cycle and time for an election. Politicians were soon to be hunkered down in their offices, waiting to see if their constituents would arrive. They had all had a meal in the cafeteria together and traded stories of the last four years, knowing that most of those sat around them would not be here at the next meal that they would share. Asquith looked around the table and was able to tell those that should be worried; they had faced scandal and been known to be corrupted by the influences of power and money. It would not surprise him if there was already a mob amassing outside to begin the election proper with a lynching of one or two of those who had their hand in the till far too often. Some had known long ago that they were on the way out and decided only to exacerbate the situation by making the most of their remaining years. The papers had their favourites and would hound them relentlessly to make sure that they were first on the list to go, but it was no excuse for the behaviours that they had exposed, others were just to be unlucky.

Most at the top table would be safe as they had the backing of the party that had supplied their staff with all the weaponry and amour to survive even the most brutal attacks from any side. Asquith had seen the deliveries across the way; boxes and boxes came in convoys from their headquarters blowing huge chunks of their budgets on keeping a few grey beards that they could trust close to them. It wouldn’t matter how many decanted through to vote they would still be standing come the closing of the polls in the morning. Others had been left high and dry, the party knowing that they were to fall this time, and were left with little more than a letter opener to defend their seat. They would try their best to barricade themselves inside their offices with only one or two loyal staffers to help them. There were a few around trading half smiles with one another that hadn’t the stomach for another fight and had it in their mind to check out early so as not to give the electorate the satisfaction of the whole routine, simply leaving them a heavy effigy to do with what they will.

Asquith being young in the game and an independent knew that there would be a challenge to his seat, he had tried to do everything he could, but there was always some in his constituency that questioned his methods. He had a small arsenal locked away where his bookcase stood that he intended to lay out after dinner across his desk and wait. Should they come to vote he would be ready. The polls did not look good, but surveys didn’t know everything.

Although it seemed extreme it was the best of the systems that the country had seen before as for once it truly was the politicians that feared the people once every four years. It was said that a dangerous disease required a radical remedy, and this was the least offensive to all concerned. There was only the death of those who were hated, a version of death that was encouraged and longed for. There was no more counting papers, no more canvassing, no more postal votes, no more kissing babies and campaign trails if you wanted rid of your MP you had to carry them from their office above your head and hang their lifeless body on the railings outside Parliament. It was the most engaged the people had ever been in politics with eighty-seven percent of people actively involving themselves in politics in one way or another. The Election was the most widely watched programme across all TV networks, and for twenty-four hours households who had decided not to vote this year across the nation would sit glued to the screen to see which of their leaders they would never have to engage with again. Some might argue that the system was barbaric and that they wished for the older days of ballot cards and black boxes, but it would never return. The people had a direct say in the process and no longer had to be a lone voice that mattered not if others didn’t muster the strength to check a box on their own. Each and every resident could pull a trigger and be the one to change the course of the country without the need to line up at a local primary school.

It was a little after three fifteen when the Prime Minister stood in the chamber and announced that The Election would be called. The paper shook in his hands as he did. Even though he knew that he was safe it may be that there would be a stool at the bar that would be missing a drinking buddy, a round that might not be brought for him over the next four years; he almost mustered up a tear. As he finished there was pandemonium as the MPs sat on the familiar green benches that no longer seemed so safe leapt over one another to reach their fortresses and bunkers in the hope of seeing the sun rise.


There had been activity for some time in the halls around him, but so far the footsteps had rushed past Asquith’s door and onward towards another destination. Placing his feet on his desk he could hear the crowds gathering outside chanting the names of their targets to let them know that they were coming. In the corner there was a small box flickering with updates as they came in saying who had been unseated and the victors that replaced them. Asquith had not recognized names but had seen faces that he knew. Allowing himself another fleeting glance he saw a much older gentleman being pinned to the gates outside his window still wriggling with the last squirmings of life, trying to plead for those around him to hoist him down from the platform that they placed him on with promises of a different four years than they had experienced prior. Suddenly they had heard enough and began to fill his mouth with rocks jamming them in where they would fit cramming in with them the vitriol and hatred that they no doubt had been building for the time in office that they had tolerated him. His lips and teeth bled as throughout the onslaught he was still trying to get them to listen to his talking points, but no longer did they need to politely nod and absorb his false assurances and wild claims of reform. His eyes widened as the end came with the blow of a shell to the head, now limp his term was over. To his side strung up around him were friends and colleagues on either side of the isle that he never reached across to. Each had similar fates befalling them depending upon the viciousness of their electorate. They kicked out with the last energies of life before falling flaccid as trophies to the new system.


Turning the box to darkness Asquith sighed and readied himself as he once again heard the stampede down the corridor outside his room. He had piled bookcases against the door but that would not stop them for long. Taking his rifle from the desk he overturned his old instrument of politics and slid to be covered by it. This was where deals for his version of a better world were hatched, leaders of foreign lands were met and constituents bartered with. Now it was simply the last obstacle before his demise that offered him no more than a few seconds more to breathe. With the crash the door flew open and the hordes poured in. The numbers were in and Asquith too had lost his seat.